favorite television characters | britta perry
fine! i cared. i'm a girly-girl. i like boys and i don't like it when they're mean to me and i don't like it when they stop kissing me and start kissing my friends. i'm not that cool. i'm not juno, okay, homeslice.
“Admit it. We went to school together for four years and you didn’t even know me.”
REWATCHING COMMUNITY BECAUSE WHY NOT, RIGHT?
S01E10: Environmental Science
- Dan: Season 5 in your dreams, with me. Uh, they haven't asked, they won't ask.
- Jeff: If they asked you, and let's say they gave you the keys of the kingdom
- Dan: I am a professional story teller and that's an amazing third act so I yeah, I would definitely, I'm not, I would not be closed to that amazing story.
- Jeff: Are you bummed out they haven't? I mean obviously they're not going to ask you but
- Dan: No I, see this is, this is the thing, this is the reason, I refused to be bummed out they haven't asked. God, that's not fair. I get to be happy they haven't asked, that is my luxury.
- Jeff: Have you fantasized-
- Dan: That is why when Sony reached out to my agency and said, 'What Dan would say,' My response to my agent was like, 'When you guys figure out a yes or no question to ask me, all together as one collection of suits, I will then have a question to answer.' I will be god damned if I'm gonna fall-I was a nerd in high school, I know how this shit works. I was supposed to go like, 'Yeah I'd go back!' And then get an email from Bob Greenblatt going, 'I'd heard you'd said you'd come back, uh uh bitch. I don't know who you think you are but The Voice is doing real good. We don't need your ass.' And I'm like, 'What the fuck did I do? I just got dumped twice! I don't even like you people! I'm happy in forensics alright you can take your cafeteria table and stick it up your ass. All you guys do is sit there and talk about how thin you are. I have friends in the drama club, we're, we're close. We go to Rocky Horror together. I have meaningful relationships, I don't care how popular you are. I do a little bit, it was fun.'
abed nadir - season 1
“i’m sorry i called you michael douglas, and i see your value now.”
Television Without Pity: So you do read Community fan fic?
Alison: Just the porn. [Laughs]
Gillian: I read enough to know what it was and then I was like, “Oh my!”
Alison: I just saw pictures! Mine was like pornographic cartoons.
Gillian: Oh, mine was a written-out thing. I just scanned it.
Every character shares some aspect based on an aspect of the writer, eventually. I’ve been told several times by therapists, my childhood, kind of fried the circuitry in my heart which is why I have trouble with relationships.
That’s why (Britta is) a robot.
- Dan Harmon
